Page 3 of 22 FirstFirst 1234513 ... LastLast
Results 21 to 30 of 216
  1. #21
    Fender Lover
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Over there!
    Posts
    1,104
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Herb
    Why is a drummer's IQ 5 points higher than a horse?



    So he won't crap in the street when he's marching.
    lol
    -BCR Tom
    Led Zeppelin didn't write songs everybody liked they left that to the Bee Gees.

  2. #22
    FenderTalker
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Franklinville, NJ
    Posts
    276
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    How do you spot a drummer in a crowd of people?


    They twitch in Syncopated Poly-rythems.
    [size=6]I know, its only Epiphone, but I LIKE IT!
    [color=darkblue]www.guitardogs.com Woof, WOOF![/color][/size]

  3. #23
    New Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Escanaba, MI, US
    Posts
    3
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Sorry, not a 2-liner

    A couple guys were walking through by a cemetary one night when they heard strange music. They walked into the graveyard and found the origin of the unusual noise. "It's coming from that tomb!," said one man.

    "Yea, and I think I can hear Beethoven's 5th...except it backwords!?"

    Really freaked, the guys ran to the policeman who was walking by as well.

    "Come come young fellows" said the officer. "What seems to be the problem".

    "There's a grave making music!"

    The policeman, feeling a little bit cocky, decided it was ridiculous but let the men show him what was going on. Upon arriving, they again heard the strange music. "I can hear Moonlight Sonata," Said the Policeman. "But It's backwards!?" Now they were all really freaked out and started shouting in terror. This caught the attention of the night watchman at the cemetery.

    "What seems to be the problem," he asked.

    "That grave is making music, but it's all backwords" one of them replied.


    "Oh thats Beethoven, He's just de-composing"
    Jesus Wept

  4. #24
    Fender Lover
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Rancho Funkamongus
    Posts
    2,241
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    What's a trombone player's favorite TV show??




    Saturday night live - because he's NEVER WORKING.
    http://www.sloganizer.net/en/style3,WireNWood.png


    Old MacDonald had a stroke,
    E-I-E-I-O !
    Now all he can say is vowells!
    E-I-E-I-O !

  5. #25
    New Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    8
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    How do u know when a drummer is at the door??





    The knocking gets faster!

  6. #26
    Fender Lover
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Approx. 36N, 95W
    Posts
    1,834
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    What's the difference between a violin and a cello?










    A cello burns much longer than a violin
    Phil 4:13
    Ezekiel 25:17

    "People are only as loyal as their options"
    "I wish I had a dollar for every dollar owed to me, then I'd have all my money back!"
    Conanisms

  7. #27
    Fender Lover
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Approx. 36N, 95W
    Posts
    1,834
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    Definition of perfect pitch:


















    When you throw a banjo in the dumpster and it strikes an accordion
    Phil 4:13
    Ezekiel 25:17

    "People are only as loyal as their options"
    "I wish I had a dollar for every dollar owed to me, then I'd have all my money back!"
    Conanisms

  8. #28
    Fender Lover
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Approx. 36N, 95W
    Posts
    1,834
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    You know what you call a drummer without a girlfriend?














    Homeless
    Phil 4:13
    Ezekiel 25:17

    "People are only as loyal as their options"
    "I wish I had a dollar for every dollar owed to me, then I'd have all my money back!"
    Conanisms

  9. #29
    Fender Lover
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Approx. 36N, 95W
    Posts
    1,834
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    You know the difference between a large supreme pizza and a drummer?















    A large supreme pizza CAN feed a family of four
    Phil 4:13
    Ezekiel 25:17

    "People are only as loyal as their options"
    "I wish I had a dollar for every dollar owed to me, then I'd have all my money back!"
    Conanisms

  10. #30
    Super Moderator
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    'Caster County, Oregon, USA, Earth, Sol, The Milky Way
    Posts
    40,022
    Thanks
    231
    Thanked 328 Times in 312 Posts

    Default

    What's the difference between a cello and an oboe?


    You can hit a baseball farther with an oboe.
    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

 

 

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

The words Fender®, Telecaster®, Stratocaster® and other Fender-owned brands, and the associated headstock designs, are registered trademarks of the Fender Musical Instruments Corporation.
FenderTalk is an independent, member supported forum and is not affiliated in anyway with the Fender Musical Instruments Corporation.


GearTalk Network



IMPORTANT:Treat everyone here with respect, no matter how difficult! No sex, drug, political, religion or hate discussion permitted here.



©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
© FenderTalk.com 2010 All rights reserved.
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:53 PM.
vBulletin 4.0 skin by CompleteVB