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    "Life's too short not to enjoy great tone."

    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

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    Did you hear about the drummer that locked his keys in the car?


    He had to break a window to let the bass player out.



    A road crew joke:

    When is the production manager NOT an ***hole?


    When he's in the room.

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    What do you call a drummer with half a brain?

    GIFTED!
    Last edited by CustomWes; 04-26-2009 at 07:44 AM. Reason: spelling

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    When do you call a drummer to practice?


    Yeah, we all know the answer to that one!

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    why did the lead singer fall off stage?

    the rest of the band pushed him

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    Good post.Keep posting.Its really a good one.

 

 

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