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    Default Two Liner Music Jokes: "What Do You Call A....."

    All two liner musician jokes, y'all know this one:

    What did the drummer get on his IQ test?




    Drool.

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    How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?







    None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
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    What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin ?




    Who cares - neither one's a guitar
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    Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners ?





    So the rest of the band can understand them
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    What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?




    No one cries when you chop up an oboe.
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    Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?



    So they can park in the handicapped zones.
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    What's the definition of a gentleman?


    One who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't.
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    What did the piano strike when it fell down the mine shaft?











    A Flat Minor

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    What does it say on a blues singer's tombstone?




    "I didn't wake up this morning..."
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    Borodin nothing to do!!

    Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet
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