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    A printer called SAguitar
    Kept raspberry jam in a jar
    Saving this jelly treat
    To smear on his bicycle seat
    He blows raspberry farts from afar
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    Quote Originally Posted by TROUBLE
    Kebmel was a man from Cape Horn,
    That wished he had never been born,
    He had not of been,
    If his father had seen,
    That the end of his condom was torn.
    Not true, I have never been to Cape Horn. In fact, me and my inflatable doll have never been anywhere :oops:
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    A grand old guitarman is Herb
    He's had four wives, that's absurd!
    He grabs his amps and his gear
    When a tornado is near
    From his basement bad words can be heard
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    Quote Originally Posted by TROUBLE
    Song for Kebmel:

    Special Education, That's the place for me
    Special Education, That's where I like to be
    Special Education, that's the place for us
    Special Education, oh *Poop* I missed the bus !!
    I biked to school nyar nyar nih nyar nee nah

    Why do I keep thinking SAguitar is from South Africa :oops: :?:
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    Or South Australia :roll: :?:

    What does SA stand for SA? sans amp
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    [color=red]He'd eatin' while playin' his Tele,
    Twelve dougnuts with raspberry jelly,
    He howled and he swooned,
    As he played Owwdatune,
    And sang of the ache in his belly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kebmel
    Or South Australia :roll: :?:

    What does SA stand for SA? sans amp

    Actually, it's just my initials. SA= Stan Ackerman. The "guitar" part represents my favorite hobby.
    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

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    To all the Fendertalkers I've offended
    All is forgiven, it's all mended
    Put down your guitars
    Group hugs and cigars


    awww crap,......... those Irish people and their limericks, bloomin' bog=trotters

    U2
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    Beloved Keb, you are nearly forgiven
    Though you post like your life ain't worth livin'
    But get out your Tele again
    Set your amp up to 10
    And preach with the Tone that you're gettin'
    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

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    "The Stone shall set you freak"

    If only a owned a Telemocaster :cry:
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