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    Kebmel, a man of few words,
    Made rhymes like some men made turds.
    His "Most Beloved" posts
    Are worthy of boast.
    But his limericks are still for the birds.
    "Life's too short not to enjoy great tone."

    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAguitar
    Kebmel, a man of few words,
    Made rhymes like some men made turds.
    His "Most Beloved" posts
    Are worthy of boast.
    But his limericks are still for the birds.
    Hehehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAguitar
    Kebmel, a man of few words,
    Made rhymes like some men made turds.
    His "Most Beloved" posts
    Are worthy of boast.
    But his limericks are still for the birds.
    -Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.

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    There once was a lad named StratFreak
    Genius the language he'd speak
    Of all compu-nerds
    So keen were the words
    That came from Oasis of Geek

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    TROUBLE is thought of so highly
    His Avatar is that of Wile E.
    He's from the east coast
    And signs all his posts
    With Smiley a humpin' on Smiley

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACfixer
    TROUBLE is thought of so highly
    His Avatar is that of Wile E.
    He's from the east coast
    And signs all his posts
    With Smiley a humpin' on Smiley
    [size=6]Har-de-har-har![/size]
    "Life's too short not to enjoy great tone."

    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

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    Song for Kebmel:

    Special Education, That's the place for me
    Special Education, That's where I like to be
    Special Education, that's the place for us
    Special Education, oh **** I missed the bus !!
    -Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.

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    AC, you're in the wrong profession. With your way with words you shoulda been a writer!
    Yer guitar pickin' friend,
    Herb
    "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing, 'n stuff!"



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    Kebmel was a man from Cape Horn,
    That wished he had never been born,
    He had not of been,
    If his father had seen,
    That the end of his condom was torn.
    -Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.

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    PLEASE NO TRYING TO EVADE THE CENSOR!
    -Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.

 

 

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