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    Default There Once Was a Man From Nantucket

    Post your favorite limericks here.

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    Russell Russell sitting on a trussell
    Beating his meat with all his muscle


    Sorry Russ!!!
    -Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.

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    There once was a man with a name
    Who's meaning was one in the same
    When someone is sayin'
    There's hot Tele playin'
    It must be my friend Jay C. James

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    A fenderTALKer named ACfixer
    Forever gave up drinking elixir
    Once heard saying in jest
    If my guitar playing's not the best
    I'll make music with a concrete mixer!
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    :!: a noise annoys an oyster :!:
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    Default eeeep

    There once was a man from FenderTalk
    With a definate bow to his walk
    A ceramic tile man, by trade
    and with every tile that he laid
    he gave out a quick blast from his Caulk!

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    A member on the board named Trouble
    Got his music all in a muddle
    Mixed all of Hendrix's tricks
    With Stevie's cool licks
    Oh how we hate to burst his bubble :!: 8) :? :roll: :twisted: :?:
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    Fenderfied
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    :!: *Beloved Admin* we hail thee, almighty :!:
    We applaud your virtuous sobriety
    :roll: But with your undisputed good looks :roll:
    :oops: And your songs and their hooks :oops:
    8) You slay the chicks with your heartfelt propriety 8)
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    StratFreak, a hairy old geezer
    Lists his occupation as a fish squeezer
    With his taste in caviar and guitars
    And frequenting gay bars
    Takes his truss-rod from the freezer to please her
    :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
    :) :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) :(
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    Kebmel, I'm thinking of one for you buddy, don't worry Stratfreak, I'm getting him....bad. :twisted:
    -Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.

 

 

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