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    Default Elephantiasis Rhymes

    Only words that rhyme with Elephantiasis.

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    now thats being a real horsesiasis :!: :shock: 8)
    [color=purple][size=6]~T~[/size]
    SAVE A LIFE--ADOPT A SHELTER/RESCUE PET.[/color].

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    Default eeeep

    Me and my Buddy
    Johnny Unitas
    Came out of a Strip club
    With Elephantitus

    A cop pulled us over
    and started to chide us
    "THEM NUTS IS TOO BIG!"
    Then he started to cite us.

    But Johnny was smooth
    had the touch of King Midas
    said, "It ain't our fault, copper!"
    "We both got colitis!"

    And with that we both ran,
    our nuts draggin' behind us..
    To the home of some whoore
    who was delighted to hide us
    And for twenty bucks each
    cured our Elephantitus

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    Now THAT'S what I call contributing to the forum!

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    Default eeeep

    lol.. sorry.. just had to work it out of my system!


    That poem would have been twice as long if you had made the subject "Carpenters Balls"

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    [color=darkred][size=6]Dese poems are givin' me Psoriasis.[/size][/color]
    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

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    Default Re: eeeep

    Quote Originally Posted by StratFreak
    lol.. sorry.. just had to work it out of my system!


    That poem would have been twice as long if you had made the subject "Carpenters Balls"
    [color=red][size=6]STOP![/size][/color]

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    Ho Ho Ho

    Ok, we'll close it.

 

 

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