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    Yo momma's got more rolls than a bakery
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    Yo mama got a wooden leg with a kick-stand

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    Yo mama have any kids that lived?
    Yer guitar pickin' friend,
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    "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing, 'n stuff!"



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    Yo mama would be ashamed.
    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

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    Yo mama plays a mean telecaster
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    Yo mama's so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
    [color=purple][size=6]~T~[/size]
    SAVE A LIFE--ADOPT A SHELTER/RESCUE PET.[/color].

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    Yo mama so fat she need three watches. One for each time zone.
    [size=6]I know, its only Epiphone, but I LIKE IT!
    [color=darkblue]www.guitardogs.com Woof, WOOF![/color][/size]

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    Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and George Washington screamed!
    [size=6]I know, its only Epiphone, but I LIKE IT!
    [color=darkblue]www.guitardogs.com Woof, WOOF![/color][/size]

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    Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    [size=6]I know, its only Epiphone, but I LIKE IT!
    [color=darkblue]www.guitardogs.com Woof, WOOF![/color][/size]

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    [size=7]Yo mama wears army boots![/size]
    [size=2]Wait... thats not considered a bad thing anymore is it?[/size]
    [size=6]I know, its only Epiphone, but I LIKE IT!
    [color=darkblue]www.guitardogs.com Woof, WOOF![/color][/size]

 

 

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