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    Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y -she said "Cause I want to know".
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    Yo mama's the kind of girl I could take home to meet my mama.
    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

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    Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
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    Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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    Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.
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    Yo mama got an afro with a chin strap

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    Yo mama's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say.
    Yo mama's a pretty nice girl, but she changes from day to day.
    I'd like to tell 'er that I love 'er a lot, but I gotta getta belly fulla wine.
    Yo mama's a pretty nice girl, someday I'm gonna make 'er mine.
    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

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    Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
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    Yo mama might've had one kid she liked.
    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

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    Yo momma's got more chins than a chinese phone book
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