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    Yo momma's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left

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    Yo momma looks like CT

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    Yo mama's teef so yella, when she smile trafic slows down. 8)
    [size=6]I know, its only Epiphone, but I LIKE IT!
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    Yo mama got so many wrinkles up and down her legs, she has to screw her underwear on.

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    Yo mama so fat, if she wanted to haul a*s, she'd have to make two trips!
    Yer guitar pickin' friend,
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    "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing, 'n stuff!"



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    yo mama so backwards, she spells her name amam oy.
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    SAVE A LIFE--ADOPT A SHELTER/RESCUE PET.[/color].

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    Yo mama's so stank she made Speed Stick slow down.
    [size=6]I know, its only Epiphone, but I LIKE IT!
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    Yo mama so ugly, dat when she cry, de tears run 'round de back o her haid just to stay away fum her face. :shocked!:
    Yer guitar pickin' friend,
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    Yo mama so fat, she has to eat wheat thicks

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    Yo mama's so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!
    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

 

 

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