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    Today I'm sitting on top of the world
    I got a phone number from a tattooed girl
    She smoots just like the first
    Let's have a drink
    I'm a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

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    I had an arrangement to meet a girl, and I was kind of late
    And I thought by the time I got there she'd be off
    She'd be off with the nearest truck driver she could find
    Much to my surprise, there she was smootin' in the corner
    A little bleary, worse for wear and tear
    Was a girl with far away eyes
    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

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    Many years have passed since those summer days among the fields of barley
    See the children run as the sun goes down among the fields of Smoot.
    "But I don't want to go among mad people" Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat, "We're all mad here 'n stuff."

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    I had dinner with some friends from high school last night. We got to talking about our travels out west, and my friend Mike mentions that he passed through a tiny town in Wyoming called Smoot.





    "But I don't want to go among mad people" Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat, "We're all mad here 'n stuff."

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    Who knew? Plus; 100 Smootians!!
    Bottle Rocket Scientist.....

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    Holy Son of Smoot!
    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

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    Mother of Smoot!!
    Bottle Rocket Scientist.....

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    Great Caesar's Smoot!!
    "But I don't want to go among mad people" Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat, "We're all mad here 'n stuff."

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    Holy Smoot, Batman!
    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

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    Smoot, I am your father.
    "But I don't want to go among mad people" Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat, "We're all mad here 'n stuff."

 

 
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