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    Default Tie The Sentences Together With John

    There was a man in the JOHN and Mary went to the show
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    You're in my sight, but there's a mist on my lens!

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    Obviously, John didn't notice that Mary slipped out the door.
    "Life's too short not to enjoy great tone."

    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

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    So John went out looking for Mary...
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    Then John left the john and ran into John who said he saw Mary running out the door!
    You're in my sight, but there's a mist on my lens!

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    So John said to John: "How long ago did Mary leave John?"
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    John said, "Do ya think Mary can keep track of her Johns?"
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    John replied: "of course she can John Jr."
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    Mary sat down to write yet another Dear John...
    "Life's too short not to enjoy great tone."

    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

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    Mary began thoughtfully; Dear Occupant:


    (are we straying from the rules? Cause rules be very impo-tent here)
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    Dear John, I am leaving you with John Jr. as I am running off with John who approached me while you were in the john.
    You're in my sight, but there's a mist on my lens!

 

 

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