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    The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.
    I'm a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

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    The man who invented the flush toilet was Thomas Crapper.

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    In France in 1386, a pig was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child.
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    Fargin' pig deserved it. :roll:
    "Life's too short not to enjoy great tone."

    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
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    Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

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    All animals are equal, except for pigs, which are more equal.
    "Life's too short not to enjoy great tone."

    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
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    A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SAguitar
    All animals are equal, except for pigs, which are more equal.
    The world's smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12.
    I'm a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

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    62 degrees Fahrenheit is the minimum temperature required for a grasshopper to be able to hop.
    "But I don't want to go among mad people" Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat, "We're all mad here 'n stuff."

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    Fudd's First Law-

    What goes in, must come out.
    "Life's too short not to enjoy great tone."

    Some contend that rock 'n roll is bad for the body & bad for the soul
    Bad for the heart, bad for the mind, bad for the deaf & bad for the blind.
    It makes some men crazy and they talk like fools.
    Makes some men crazy and they start to drool.

 

 
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